Greetings, fellow earthlings. Unless you're the Doctor. Or a country. Chocolate milk is my division.
*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me
*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius
*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart
*quiet james potter voice* engorgio
*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*
im gonna watch an episode of my little pony
i learnt that bullying is wrong and you should make friends with people based on their personality rather than looks how the fuck are people sexualising this show like what the fuckity doo
the ponies are hot, dumb ass -_-
do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?